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All 11 game Reviews


Always A Bigger Fish. Always A Bigger Fish.

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great job

Definitely good for a first submission. Props!
A few things that might be better for a future release would be music (with the option to turn it off), an in-game explanation of how the game works, maybe just a few frames outlining movement, capturing other fish, and dying.

Other than that, really good work. I fived because I really enjoyed the simplicity of it.



Tourettes Guy Sound board Tourettes Guy Sound board

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hilarious

I use this in Skype calls often! Great job! Only complaint/suggestion is to move the similar categories of clips together (cough, etc). Makes it easier to use.

Great job!


tomashcu responds:

Lol skype ^_^ XD yeah i know exactly what you mean maybe in the tourettes guy sound board 2 ill do that!!


Endless War 2 Endless War 2

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not too good.

One of the crappiest 2d shooters I've played on NG. Way too graphically intense- this would probably only run at 30FPS at full quality on a spankin' new Alienware - even when I set it to the lowest quality with all stuff disabled, it still sucks ass. I think you and many other authors on Newgrounds need to go back to 3rd grade English class because you guys can't spell, or create correct sentences (grammar) to save your lives. Seriously man, get help.

I like the idea of the shooter and the engine isn't bad, but thats about the only good things I can say about it.

Try harder next time.

[mr box]

P.S.
I have a headache from the crappy sound.



Smack Bush Smack Bush

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This is a rip of the Flash 5 sample.

All you had to do was take out the website, switch around some graphics and sounds, and colors. You did none of the actionscripting for this, thefore it is RIPPED.

I know this because I was in a web design class 2 years ago :)

The reason it's a 0 is because its a rip.



-SHIP- -SHIP-

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Far too fast...

My reflexes aren't that great, and it's not one of my strong points. To this previous reviewer: Only people with good reflexes will be good at this game. So don't tell people to STFU. We might be better than you at something strategic.



Marvin Spectrum Marvin Spectrum

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

OMFG. I suck at this game.

Pretty good, I have no reflexes...it's one of those games thats incredibly easy for some and incredibly difficult for others. And I, my friend, am one of the others. I did like the soundtrack, could you help me out and tell me the names of the songs?

7/10.



Windows ' 98 emulator Windows ' 98 emulator

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol, i was using firefox

Style 0 cause it's windows and windows sucks! I was using firefox and it said it cannot open that page because it does not know what to associate with the protocol (a) lol. I'll try with IE, I guess.

I have windows 2000...it still sucks. :(



Thing-Thing Thing-Thing

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Can't get very far.

I can't fight the second boss; it restarts when I attempt to. Besides that, too short, it's an okay style though.



OMFG!: A Flash Tutorial OMFG!: A Flash Tutorial

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Muaha! Finally!!! A flash tutorial!

Oh and kewldude2, there is NO way to. It's software that you BUY. With money? Not everything is free in life! We should all be thanking this great author for making a FREE tutorial. He could sell it you know. Thanks Smoking_Chimney. I'm sure I can expect new artists from this tutorial. BTW, is there anyway I can download the SWF? :D


Smoking-Chimney responds:

Thanks for the review :D! You can't download the .swf, but if you view it on my site www.barnoproductions.co.uk, you might be able to add to favourites and make available offline.


Pussy or _______? Pussy or _______?

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I need to watch more porn.

I only got 12/15 correct...some of 'em were actually hard to choose. Then again, I don't watch a lot of pussy coz my computers crapped up with the fuckin' spyware and viruses these sites donate to my crapped up hard drive!!! Yeah.

--------->Mr.Box :D