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Metal Gear: CM Vol. 2 Metal Gear: CM Vol. 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was great.

That was really good. I think you could do more.

Metal Gear Awesome 2 Metal Gear Awesome 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Most hilarious Metal Gear Solid spoof ever.

I just finished wiping the tears of laughter off of my face. This was amazing. I think I'm going to go play some Metal Gear Solid right now.

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SummerShorts SummerShorts

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was great!

That was great animation, you did an amazing job.
I like the sprites with Ryu and that other guy. That was funny.
Keep it up, and you'll get a frontpage for sure!

itsjms responds:

Thanks alot!

MGS3: Boss Failures MGS3: Boss Failures

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Very witty! I like The Slight Discomfort most of all. And The Oblivious.

Sorry that most people don't seem to get it.

Dad's at Work Dad's at Work

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Amazing graphics and camera angles. I also like the effects.

And, as always, hilarious. Great job.

Dad's Home 2 Dad's Home 2

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


I think this is just plain wrong. Maybe you suffered from sexual abuse, but we didn't and we don't need to see that. I'm sorry if that's the case. That is very depressing.

Watched the first minute of it and knew it was unworthy. Please rethink your submissions.

The only redeeming quality is that you described perfectly what's going on in your ratings.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

The most elegant flash I have ever seen.

You are simply the best there is - you are the master of boxes.

I bow down to you.

For I AM Mr. Box.

=) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =)

Metal Gear Fiasko 2 Metal Gear Fiasko 2

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Less than mediocre.

I'm sure you've heard this before, BUT...

In Snake Eater, you don't play as Solid Snake - DUH.
You play as Big Boss (but you don't know that until the end)

Your first movie wasn't remotely funny. In fact, it just made me sad. You should see Metal Gear Awesome to see what a REAL MGS parody looks like. Sorry to be so mean, but your movie lacks the ability to "bam it up a notch", so to speak. Needs more randomness... and in your first you mispelled methamphetamine. (forgot the e at the end).

End score:5 (F) [Meh]

Tuovila responds:

Less than bad preparation for a review.

I'm sure you've heard this before,BUT...

R-E-A-D T-H-E A-U-T-H-O-R-'-S N-O-T-E-S !-DUH!
This isn't a MGS3- parody alone. It combines all three "Solid" games sending SOLID SNAKE in AFRICA! That's not what happened in MGS3, my friend. Metal Gear Awesome wasn't out when these two were made so I couldn't possibly copy them out right to suit your tastes, sorry! And to think of it, I'd rather see something I came up with myself than make countless replicas of other people's work.Sorry to be so mean but your review lack the ability to "be taken seriously by the author", so to speak. But still, I'll try to add more randomness in the next part... And sorry about the typo I made. In my language methamphetamine is called something else.(I googled that word, by the way, so at least I tried to get it right...the spellchecker fooled me)

End score: Ö (it comes right after Ä in the alphabets) [Duh]

WorldWar2 WorldWar2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Found myself shaking my head after watching...

Way too short...

It starts out in 1939, with Hitler's moving to Polen.
WWII starts.
Brief battle scene.
War's over, atomic bomb on Nagasaki+Hiroshima dropped.

MOH fan want more!
I think you just got lazy in the middle and decided, aw, f@%& it!

Nice job on the rifle and smg rendering (i call 2d things that too, shut up) very authentic.

Night Santa Went Crazy Night Santa Went Crazy

Rated 4 / 5 stars

!!!That was my idea!!! :(((

Glad I didn't waste my time making it though.
Better than I would have done it anyway.